“There’s people on this campus I wouldn’t want to suck the secondhand air from.”
“My head just exploded, you got my brains all over her. You should feel bad for putting her through such a traumatic experience.”
“You really shouldn’t tell people you dream about stabbing people. Martin Luther King had a dream, too.”
“I’m gonna be in there, praying for God to come down and hand me a piece of paper with the test answers on it.”
